Thursday, February 3, 2011

STRICTLY 4 GUYS



  • Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
  • I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
  • Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to u
  • Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
  • "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"
  • Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
  • Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
  • If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
  • Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
  • I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
  • Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
  • I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
  • Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
  • If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
  • Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
  • I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
  • I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
  • I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
  • Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
  • Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
  • Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
  • I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
  • Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
  • If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
  • Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
  • Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
  • Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
  • I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
  • You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
  • I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
  • You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
  • Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  • I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
  • Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
  • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
  • Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
  • Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
  • I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
  • You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
  • You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche
  • I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
  • Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
  • Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
  • I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
  • You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
  • My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
  • If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
  • You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
  • Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
  • Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
  • You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
  • Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
  • I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
  • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room
  • I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
  • Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
  • The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
  • kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????
  • Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
  • Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? 


    Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! 


    Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile. 


    Hey, I know you! You were Miss Maryland last year, weren't you? 


    I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. 


    I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? 


    I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! 


    I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. 


    I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? 


    I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven. 


    I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. 


    I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. 


    If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? 


    If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. 


    Is it hot in here or is it just you? 


    Just where do those legs of yours end? 



    Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous! 


    So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over? 


    Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess (or prince) like you. 


    Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons! 


    Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? 


    Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good. 


    Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. 


    Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess. 


    What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? 


    What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off! 


    Wow! Are those real? 


    Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming. 


    You are the reason men fall in love. 


    You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! 


    You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once! 


    You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad. 


    You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice. 


    You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. 











    Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. 





    If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become?" [the answer] you: " well to me, I want to be your tear drop: I was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. 


    Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water! 


    I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you


    You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. 





    If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. 








    Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you... 


    If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self. 


    Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine. 



    There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on! 


    Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle! 


    Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special. 


    Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good? 


    Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. 


    If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. 


    Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. 


    If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. 


    Presents the person with a single rose and say: "I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are." 


    I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day. 


    If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself. 


    You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family. 


    You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world. 


    Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot. 


    You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. 



    Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Super Bowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime


    Where's your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head. (Excuse me?) It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you. 


    When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. 


    Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it? 


    Excuse me miss... Is your face so messed up because you fell from heaven. 


    Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror) 


    Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it. 


    Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? 



    Do you go the ocean much? 'Cause you smell like the CLAM! 


    Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire. 


    I'm sorry, but, have we met before? (No.) Oh, I'm sorry, I guess that it must have been your mom. 


    Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole. 


    You're a babe, right? Haven't you seen the film? 


    Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. 


    Even though the ugly lights are shining bright, you still look beautiful. 


    There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are. 


    This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to us. (What?) Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute! 


    If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second. 


    Wow, you have some sweet birthin' hips. 


    (Walk up to them and touch them) Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion(mirage). 


    If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches. 


    Is that your date, or did your brother get a new dress? 


    You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good. 


    Come live in my heart, and pay no rent. 


    If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created. 


    That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you. 


    Did the Lord steal the thunder from the skies and put them in your thighs? 


    Are those implants? 


    Are you a bird collector? 'Cause you've got a nice set of hooters. 


    Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing? 


    How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me. 


    I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better. 


    (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Person: What are you doing?!?!? You: Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. Person: WHAT?!?!? You: Well it has to be illegal to look that good! 


    You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me. 


    Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature. 


    When God made you, he was showing off. 



    Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile. 


    My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger. 


    If all the stars in the sky were summed, not even words that many times stronger than "beautiful" could ever be used to describe you. 


    You're so hot, I bet you could light a candel at 10 paces. 


    How much did it cost? (What?) The surgery that made you so hot! 


    Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small. 


    If you were a laser gun, you'd be set on stunning. 


    You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porshe. 


    The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless. 


    Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money? 


    You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise! 


    If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. 


    Have you seen my enormous jar of "Penis Reducing Cream"? 


    You know at this angle as the lights hit your eyes [start fixing hair] I can see myself and I look great." Then smile, and sheepishly say "just kidding." 


    If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you. 


    You wet? I'd bet you are after looking at me. 


    You're so fine, I'd suck your daddy's dick just to get some of where that came from. 


    I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye". 


    I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor? 


    This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine. 



    I don't know you, but I think I love you already. 


    You look beautiful today, just like every other day. 


    Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night." 


    Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful. 


    You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill. 


    Ok, quick, you go in the toilets and get me some condoms and meet me back here in five minutes... In the meantime I'll go and get you some breath mints... 



    Scientists call me a medical miracle. 


    [You] Here are my keys [Other] Why? [You] Here's the key to my house, my car,...and my heart. 


    You had better direct that beauty and femininity somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire. 



    Why is it that every time you are around, my pants feel tighter? 


    When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. 


    Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell. 


    Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them. 


    Fat Penguin. WHAT? I just thought I'd say something to break the ice. 


    You know that I think about you only twice a day? Once when my eyes are open, and once when they are closed. 


    You're so flat, I don't know if you're walking forwareds or backwards. 


    Two words explain me when I'm not with you. Jergens Lotion. 



    How much do you cost? I've got a dollar, how much change would I get back? 


    If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close... 


    Is that a fox on your shoulder, or am I seeing double? 


    Will you be my derivative? I'll be the area under your curves. 


    If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer. 


    Do you like pool, cause I've got the balls if you've got the rack. (or vice versa) 


    Damn, Sugar, settle down. I'm diabetic. 


    You need $20 and a friend. Give friend the $20. Walk up to target. Friend says, "You're right. Those are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen." Hands you the $20 and walks away. 


    So last night I had the same dream over and over - always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was. 



    From across the bare you looked a little on the heavy side, but as you got closer I noticed you were ugly too! 


    If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand. 


    (If s/he is looking at you)You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... so what do you say we dance? 


    Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up! 


    See these keys? Ya like em? I wish I had the one to your heart. 


    Excuse me I have a problem and I wonder if you can help me? (O.K. I'll see what I can do. What is your problem?) I have every S.T.D. in the book except for one and I think you can give it to me! 



    Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world! 


    Is that shirt Camel Skin? 'Cause I'm checkin' out your humps! 


    You could make a glass eye cry... 


    I think that your attractive and simply amazing from what I've seen so far. Can I get your number and meet your personality. 


    All the other girls are just rough Drafts .... but i think you are the FINAL COPY!! 


    Are you a hands-on-learner? Because I am, and I'd like to learn about you... 


    Way to go God!!! 


    If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it. 


    Your voice sounds like sandpaper grated over a cheese grater. 


    I bet your name is Jesus, because you look like you came from heaven! 


    You don't look too bad, I'm guessing you only got hit once in the face with that sack of nickels, right? 


    Bitch, give me some of that disease! 


    You look so hot that I could cook rice on you! 


    You're hotter than donut grease. 


    You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. 


    I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don’t need it after all. 


    A thousand painters working for a thousand years could not create a beauty that equals you. 


    Did you know its a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around I'll let you off with a warning. 



    There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them. 


    Your good looks don't intimidate me. (Walk away) 


    If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox. 


    Your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet bowl. 


    Baby, you're so hot, you make the North Pole look like the equator. 


    You're so hot, I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!

you make me wanna break the rules for you…..
t would be the perfect crime….
If i stole your heart
and you stole mine. sexy flirty quotes
‘Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.’ – Anonymous
Do your legs hurt from
running through
my dreams all night?
‘Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases.’ –Chinese Proverb
The spaces between your fingers,
are meant to be filled with mine flirty sexy quotes
‘Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other.’ -Rene Yasenek
If I never met you,
I wouldn’t like you.
If I didn’t like you
I wouldn’t love you.
If I didn’t love you
I wouldn’t miss you,
but I did, I do and I will.
‘Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.’ – Albert Einstein
If You’re Asking
If I Need You
The Answer Is Forever,
If You’re Asking
If I’ll Leave You
The Answer Is Never,
If You’re Asking
What I Value
The Answer Is You,
If You’re Asking
If I Love You
The Answer Is
I Do. flirty
‘To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.’ – Janeane Garofalo
I wish I could be your tear drops,
for what more could anyone
ask for then to be
conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes,
live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips.
‘Stolen kisses are always sweetest.’ – Leigh Hunt sexy quotes
They Say
Love Hides Behind Every Corner,
I Must Be Walking In Circles.
Love is the answer,
but while you’re
waiting for the answer,
sex raises some
pretty good questions.
‘In love, there is always one who kisses and one who offers the cheek.’ – French Proverb
If You Love Someone
Put Their Name
In A Circle Not A Heart,
A Heart Can Break
But A Circle Goes On Forever. flirty quotes
Let make it short and simple;
I love you.
If santa comes down
the chimney this year
and trys to stuff you
into a sack,
dont worry cuz
i wanted u for christmas.
It would be the perfect crime….
If i stole your heart
and you stole mine.
Oopz! I lost my phone number!
Could I have yours?
Do your legs hurt from
running through
my dreams all night?
The spaces between your fingers,
are meant to be filled with mine
If I never met you,
I wouldn’t like you.
If I didn’t like you
I wouldn’t love you.
If I didn’t love you
I wouldn’t miss you,
but I did, I do and I will.
If You’re Asking
If I Need You
The Answer Is Forever,
If You’re Asking
If I’ll Leave You
The Answer Is Never,
If You’re Asking
What I Value
The Answer Is You,
If You’re Asking
If I Love You
The Answer Is
I Do.
I wish I could be your tear drops,
for what more could anyone
ask for then to be
conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes,
live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips.
They Say
Love Hides Behind Every Corner,
I Must Be Walking In Circles.
Love is the answer,
but while you’re
waiting for the answer,
sex raises some
pretty good questions.
Most pictures may be worth a thousand words, but a picture of you needs only one! Wow!
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
Flirty quote 4
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away!
Can I borrow a quarter? I just want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dream.
When God made you, he was showing off.
I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of Heaven.
Flirty Text Messages – Text Message For Flirting
“Hello! What’s wrong with your mobile? I tried so many times but every time I call it says: The subscriber you are trying to reach is in your heart!”
“If I could re arrange the alphabet I would put u and i together”
“I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.”
“Can I snap your picture so I can show Santa what I gotta have for xmas?”
“The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine.”
“If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?”
“Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room”. And thegrand prize is a date with me!”

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Baicarumba...are those real?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Can I flirt with you?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? 


Greetings and salivations
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good. 
“One who smokes, has a smoky heart,
One who drinks, has an alcoholic heart…
So dear you must stop eating sweets…
As you are already a sweetheart!”
“Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
What can I say? I lost my phone number. very dumb of me. can i have yours?
The truth is i just cant stop thinking about you
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
I haven’t stopped loving you, I’m just trying to stop showing it
Your looks, your smile, your kiss, your style, everything about you boy, drives me wild
I get lost in your eyes when I look at you.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
I will shield your heart from the rain
I won’t let no harm come your way
I love you times infinity plus one